Minimal Effort

Crap. I forgot my ipod on the plane. Goodbye dear ipod. Hello new york

The woman next to me has some bad BO. Do people with bad BO smell themselves?

Worst overnight upgrade EVER.

Trying to find the polygamist church in salt lake….where you multiple wives be at? 

I just got called into work. Dammit!!

Old blind woman peed on airplane seat while getting up. That’s unfortunate. But, it did not get on my flip-flops, which is fortunate.

Why am i watching celebrity parties on vh1? Why?!

My sister looks gorgeous in wedding dresses but i am thanking my stars i’m not walking the aisle.

I thought this wedding stuff would want me to do the marriage thing. Not so much. In fact, quite the opposite.

I broke a blister while on the treadmill, now I literally have a bloody red sock. Can I can join the Red Sox now?

Jesus christ, dulles is a nightmare. I miss ronald reagan airport. Never again. I blame omaha airport.

I was just shushed by an old woman at an airport because an announcement over the loud speaker and a beeping car made me say ‘bye’ loud …

There were two lines at security. Old people and kids. Thinking i was smart i picked the old people line. Wrong choice.

Got my beijing gear today. Guess it means i’m really going…

i wonder who invented the revolving door.

man, i am wearing the most comfy sneakers ever. brooksrunning.com if you want crazy comfy shoes (they are anal about your feet!).

i just realized i used anal and feet in the same sentence. i hope i don’t get googled for that.

i did it again! (used those two words)

Crazy man on subway. Stop dancing and waving a paper in my face. I’m playing bubble bash