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Dude, I am so sore yo

Posted on by Minimal.Effort

I don’t even know what it is. My legs hurt and my left shoulder hurts. I sort of feel like I’m on the flu but I’m not. I don’t know.

I feel like I’m going through wretched detox. I’m trying to give up Diet Coke and cigarettes and such. I’m also trying to lose weight and eat healthy and learn to budget my money. Geez, when I put it all out there, it sounds like I’m like this terrible crack addict…but I swear I’m not. I guess just trying to go for the healthier lifestyle. And this is good. I think a lot of it has to do with my friends. I have very active friends who frequently (?) do um…active things and I’m trying to be on par with them, which is good. They’re very supportive of course.

In other news, woah, my birthday is tomorrow! Wahoo. I’m pretty stoked since the last 3 birthdays I’ve been on a film shoot or I have worked. The birthday before that was the dramatic birthday where I cried my eyes out since I just got out of the hospital and at that point in time, I didn’t want to be celebrating my birthday, so this birthday is a whole lot different than the past 4 birthdays and I’m trying to celebrate the crap I’ve lived through.

Also, I usually keep the bday on a DL but, whatevers mode. So, for those who want to give me any sort of birthday wishes (and this is no pressure whatsoever) let me make it easy for you. I love birthday cards. The more funkier, more sentimental, the more effort it takes in the person to get me the birthday card, the more hmmm…what’s the word? Ecstatic, I’ll be. Nothing more is really needed to tell you the truth.

Examples of rockin’ birthday cards of years past:

“Remember when you said we’ll be grandma Sharon and grandma Jennifer? …. Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, Can you tie them in a bow? ….That song is not so funny anymore (But it’s still funny to me!!!)”
–Jennifer D.

“Tought titties said the kitty but the milk’s still good. Iron, I need Iron, I’d need to go through a desert for that shit. Over and out” — Wallaine S.

“You know yer pop’s mode” — Alfred P.

“To one sex goddess to another” — Jirrah C. AND Arlene G. (woah)

Anyway, just a few examples. What NOT to write in cards:

“Wow…you’re the big (enter age here)”
“You’re sure getting old!”
“Happy Birthday!” (been there, done that)
“Hey there old fogie”
“Wow, you’re over the hill”
“When are you getting a boyfriend”

These are big no-nos and will not be tolerated. That, and I ALWAYS get a card that says that every year. Actually multiple cards. If you can’t think of anything better to say then, just don’t get me one. This is only if you are even contemplating on getting me a card.

I can imagine the scenarios now…my sister is like , “Oh, shit! I gotta change my card!” (I’m kidding Jasmine) and she rushes to Hallmark to rectify the situa-shun.

What else? What else?

So I bought the Stokes. Awesome awesome awesome. My next purchase on my list? Jimmy Eat World of course. (11.99 at Circuit City)

Anyway, Chad, Ty and Kay are taking me out sometime this weekend to enjoy the funk (funkiness) which I’m really stoked about.

Okay, my stomach is having issues.

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Oh my goodness, Jennifer is a musical scribe

Posted on by Minimal.Effort

I think I read that somewhere if you’re some sort of writer, you pen stuff, you’re a scribe, a writer, an artist. Jennifer Derilo, is a lyricist superstar. I want you to be the first to see her talent first hand:

hey, kids…this happened Last Night…

Well I’ve been in town for just about fifteen minutes
now
And baby I feel so down
And I don’t know why
I’ve been walking for miles

Oh people they don’t understand
No girlfriends they don’t understand
In spaceships they won’t understand
And me I ain’t ever gonna understand

makin’ my way downtown…(SD)
walking fast
faces past
and i’m homebound…(altamont dr.)
staring blankly ahead just makin’ my way
makin’ my way through the crowd.

and i need you (guys)
and i miss you (guys)
and now i wonder, if i could fall into the sky,
do you think time would pass me by?
’cause you know i’d walk a thousand miles if i could
just…see you (guys)…tonight

it’s times like these when i think of you
and i wonder if you ever think of me (and i guess you
do!)

if you (guys) want to, i could save you
i could take you away from here
so lonely inside
so busy out there
and all you wanted was somebody who cares

i’m slipping slowly, so hurry hold me
please can you tell me, so i can finally see
where it is you go when you’re gone

there’s a dead end to my left
there’s a burning bush to my right
you [guys] aren’t in sight, you aren’t in sight

do you want me?
like i want you?
or am i standing still
beneath the darkened (SD) sky
or am i standing still
with the scenery flying by?
or am i standing still
out of the corner of my eye, was that you passin’ my
by?

i wanna run through the halls of our high school.
i wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
i just found out that there’s no such thing as the
real world…(especially one wherein people like
[edited out for controversy amongst old high school peeps] and
[edited out] can “earn” their master’s)
…just a lie you got to rise above…(we are SO
getting our degrees and hot!)

i just can’t wait ’til our ten-year reunion.
[we’re] gonna bust down the “double doors.”

uh, huh. life’s like this.

i like you the way you are
when we’re driving in mike’s car
and you’re taking to us one-on-one
but you become
somebody else ’round everyone else
watching your back like you can’t relax

laugh out when you strike a pose
take off all your preppy clothes
you know you’re not fooling anyone

tell me why do you have to go and make things so
complicated?

’cause everytime i look you’re never there
and when i turn to see you’re always there
’cause you’re everywhere to me
and when i close my eyes it’s you i see
and you’re everything i know that makes me believe
i’m not alone

i’m not alone.

Mike: The only good part of you guys leaving is not having to hear these fucking songs anymore.

heh heh heh.

On a side note, people, I think I’m in a rut. A terrible rut… the mother of all ruts. I’m not creating anything, I don’t think I”m growing in any sort of direction (I’m not couting bodywise) or am learning anything interesting. I’m just going with the motions. Hmmm. I’m not depressed or anything but I can see a future problem and since I’m aware of this, I suppose this is the time for me to rectify the situation….

Things I should consider trying to get out of this rut:
— writing a techno song
— finishing a script for once
— writing a short story (WITHOUT the help of speed vis a vis (am I using this term correctly?) Minority Report scribe)
— finishing all my books (which I haven’t done yet)
— skydiving
— anal sex
— shaving my head
— learning the drums (at the rate I’m going that’s never going to happen)
— memorizing every New Found Glory song just to annoy the shit out of people
— actually memorizing every Michelle Branch song to annoy the shit out of people.
— memorizing both Michelle Branch songs and NFG songs and doing my own remix to annoy the shit out of people
— learning NSYNC dance moves on Darren’s Dance Grooves
— deciding whether nilism (nihilism?) is the way of life.

AHHHH! I just need something new to do PEOPLE! I guess I just need to get off my fat ass and wash my car.

signed
the lovely (sex) goddess (i wish!)

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Bring It On (2000)

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You HAVE to see this movie. If not for the hot cheerleaders or the dance routines, but for Sparky. There’s a character named Sparky who just cracks me up.

oh, and if Jesse Bradford was single, I’ll be all over that mug (my source who knows him says he’s dating some Asian chick…hey, hope for me! I hope he writes me a song too…awwww…)

Top 5 Moments in BRING IT ON:

  1. When Sparky says “You should all go on diets…except you, you should stop eating. maybe if you stop eating long enough your body will get hungry AND EAT YOUR ASS!”
  2. When Sparky says “THIS ISN’T SPIRIT FINGERS!!! THIS is Spirit fingers!!” (Jazz hands!)
  3. When Mike says “I can’t tell if this movie is brilliant or just plain dumb”
    Jender says “I think it’s wavering in between” (I think that’s what she says)
  4. In the outtakes, the religious cheer squad says “J – E- S-U-S we all think that he’s just the best!!”
  5. When they show the SAME EXACT ROUTINE in competition and they go through the whole routine over again. That song……is it smurf rock and that guy says “Are you ready for this??” (You have to see the movie in order to understand)

I’m off to see the Golden Gate Bridge and be in awe of it’s wonder.

oh yeah, went to Japan-town to try and get some Japan lovin’…got some crepes instead. But Jender got the best..poo-people and cheese people stationary! Although we had to leave the acorn people stationary behind. I do not make this up. Only Japanese people are cool enough to have poo and cheese as little cute characters on staionary.

Go POO PEEPS!!! It’s all about the poo in 2002.

Frisco is fun (but I don’t think I could live here) Later suckas!

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rock the boat…change position, change position

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I’m listening to aaliyah’s “Rock the Boat” and dude that song is nasty in a smooth way. good going aaliyah.

I was reading my sister’s online journal and she was debating whether songs or musicians were appreciated because they were good or because of their exposure, in my opinion:

well, in defense of people who were listening to certain bands before they hit the mainstream, they feel as if they have to “share” with people who would probably not be as appreciative of their music (which is not entirely true since other people just never had the chance for the exposure). anyway, it’s as if they feel their band is raped and the band is abandoning the people who have been there for them all the way. I don’t know, I’ve thought about this in my youth (like I’m really that old)

but a LOT of it has to do with exposure. Like what MTV does, it makes you listen to crap over and over and over again until you are hypnotized and begin with “must by cd…must buy crappy cd…” why the hell do you think I have three britney spears albums? Yes, I too have fallen victim to aggressive advertising (heh heh heh). A LOT of great bands have lack of exposure because like a lot of really great films, mainstream audiences are really NOT mature enough or prepared enough to listen. Greatness is always misunderstood. It is until later that people recognized and admire the efforts of people willing to take risks into a new genre or whatever.

I suppose so

Anyway, so I’m in this thing where all my days seemed to be blended intogether and I don’t know what day it is or where I’m going or what the hell is going on…all I know is that I’m having fun but I’m tired all the time. whoa. The funny thing is that I see the same people everyday and I think I have more fun with the same people everyday rather than me hanging out with different people everyday. eh. does that make sense?

Top 10 funniest/funnest events last week:

  1. Tyler telling us how his dad would see a monkey on television and his dad would say “Hey, tyler, that’s YOU. That’s YOU!” and Ty would retort “No it’s not!”
  2. Playing Taboo at my apartment and Tyler and Kay were partners and Kay says “okay, I do this everyday” and Tyler says “MASTURBATE!”
    (the word was exercise)
  3. Chad calling me up on the road and says “Hey! I can see you!” and I say “where? where?” and then DAMN HIM! I miss my exit and it takes me an hour to figure out how to get home (I think it’s one of those you had to be there moments)
  4. After a long day of work, I hear a customer say “Excuse me, I need more…” and in my disgust, I look up and say “I’m sorry?” but my face is like “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME” (Imagine that facial expression) and it’s Chad. And I’m like OH SHIT. and I look up and there’s Tyler. bastards.
  5. I’m with Cyndy on the freeway and we’re behind this Frontier and I say “hey, that looks like Chad’s truck” and Cyndy says “let’s find out” and we speed up next to the truck and low and behold it’s Chad talking on his cell phone. I scream out the window “HEY CHAAAADDD!!!” and he looks over and we’re talking/screaming over the freeway. after he exits, I get a phone call from Tyler saying “So, you saw Chad on the freeway?” and I said “Hey, how did you know?” and Ty says “I was the one he was talking to on the phone” ooooh weird.

Okay, my memory banks are tired so I can’t finish this. But as you can see, I’ve been hanging out with the same peeps over and over again but it’s always fun.

one more thing.. CHAD AND TYLER HAVE SERIOUS GAS PROBLEMS AND SHOULD RECTIFY THEIR SITUATIONS BEFORE MY NOSE STARTS BLEEDING.

Hm. A new week. New things to discover. New situations to arise. wahoo. i’m excited. yo yo yo

p.s. saw Mallrats. it was okay

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Everyone seems to think I’m lazy…I don’t mind, I think they’re crazy

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Those are lyrics from a song I’m listening to right now.

Rant of the day: New York vs. San Diego mentality

It seems that I have to walk on eggshells nowadays. Dude, people here can’t take you telling you their shit straight. I mean, that’s how high school drama starts (or middle school). “Oh, don’t tell this person that person that I think they’re like this and such” …of course I used to be like that but in New York, talk about new found freedom! People tell you what they think straight up. I enjoy the honesty and I languish in the vulgarity and the bluntness of it all. I miss my blunt nyc friends. It was cool to talk about sex, people, social ethics, movies, and films….and everyone had their opinion and everyone respected everyone’s opinion. I don’t think it ever got to a point where it was like, “Well…then…YOU SUCK!” I miss that intellectual stimulation.

I’m not saying people are NOT intellectual stimulating in San Diego, it’s just a lot rarer and there’s a lot of emotions and egos involved in the matter and I guess I should be a little more sensitive to people’s living situations and such, but I really don’t care. I want people to open their mind and be able to think “hey, you know what, I’m not forced to be this way. I can change, I can be this. I don’t have to live up to anybody’s expectations other than my own” but of course they’re friends who want you to be a certain way, parents who want you to be a certain way, and co-workers who want you to be a certain way. To be able to speak your mind without people disrespecting you is the way to go (yo).

10 things that have changed about me. (Format: before and after)

  1. Before: I used to care what people thought about me
    After: Who gives a shit what they think
  2. Before: I used to say “yes” to whenever my friends wanted to go out even though I didn’t want to go out or was too tired
    After: Dude, I’m too tired. Have fun without me
  3. Before: I used to be afraid of being left out
    After: Spending time with yourself gives you more self confidence about who you are and how you can have fun on your own terms. You only feel left out if people adamantly try to make you feel left out. You are better off without those people anyway
  4. Before: I used to want to lose weight to make guys want me more
    After: I’ll lose weight on my own terms. Anyway, I haven’t been having problems lately AND who wants to be with a guy who just wants you cause you have a hot body?
  5. Before: I used to be afraid to flirt with guys
    After: I’m not meeting the right guys, might as well have fun with the wrong ones man!
  6. Before: I used to be afraid to call my friends too much
    After: If they are really your friends, they really don’t mind.
  7. Before: I used to put up with people and their boring shit and these people who wouldn’t put up with my boring shit.
    After: I have caller ID (hee hee). And my shit is interesting now (or so I think)
  8. Before: I think I’m a rocking chick…what is wrong with me? Why won’t anyone get with me?
    After: I am a rocking chick. What’s wrong with THEM? Their loss.
  9. Before: I used to fear arrogant and cocky people and be intimidated
    After: I pity arrogant and cocky people. Obviously they’re overcompensating for some sort of void and are hiding it sorely
  10. Before: I used to be ashamed to cry
    After: It’s okay, as long you’re lying in a fetal position in a corner (heh heh heh)

INTERESTING STUFF:

My friend John tried to read my online journal and look what happened:

HAHAHAHA

Access Denied
The requested document, http://www.livejournal.com/users/anniewaits18,
will not be shown.

Reason: DDR score = 150. This page will not be displayed because it
contains prohibited words or it has exceeded its tolerance of
questionable words.

WEIRD. I guess BIG BROTHER.

Awesome comment I got today:

Your just a rockin chick cuz u like to put it all right in everyone’s
face.
I think that alone puts you in the rockin category.

Rock on rocker.

NIICE (go ego! go ego!!)

what else:
I STILL GET CARDED FOR BUYING CIGARETTES!! What the hell?

FILM:
*Star Wars 2 (digital vs. non digital) : DEFINITELY DIGITAL
*Dog Town and Z-boys: so THAT’S what zephyr means! (I thought Stacy Peralta was a girl…oops. I guess I was wrong)
*Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: Damn that’s a good movie. That heart scene still gives me the queasies (whatever queasies are)

Top 3 colors

  1. sky blue
  2. navy blue
  3. pacific ocean blue (yeah baby!)

Top 5 reasons you should be in a committed relationship:

  1. sex
  2. somebody to make out with you on national holidays (i always wanted to make out on the 4th of July…awww…fireworks)
  3. you can put that tongue ring to use (finally!)
  4. if you want to try something new, you usually have a partner to try it with (it’s more fun that way)
  5. you can probably kick ass on taboo if you’re competing against single people (this is just an assumption)

Top 5 reasons you SHOULDN’T be in a committed relationship:

  1. you don’t have to be anybody’s mommy
  2. you don’t have to answer to ANYBODY!
  3. free dinners from different people
  4. all the money you earn is for you yo (lower cell phone bills yo!)
  5. as mary j. blige would say “no mo drama”

my finger dexterity is wearing thin (I have no energy level whatsoever)

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woah baby!

Posted on by Minimal.Effort

Hey everyone

Wow, I didn’t know I had a fan base. Got some emails asking where my latest entries are. YOU GUYS! How sweet that you think (you think) that you are living vicariously through me when actually I’m living vicariously through Gillian Anderson (yeah, that was random)

Right now, I’m at my friend’s Cyndy’s house. She’s fucking rad. I met her through my godsister and she’s a good one (as them californians would say). I’ve had a busy busy busy week. To recap…

Sunday–

  1. went to work (yuck)
  2. went home (woah!) tried to clean my room. result? Ultimate failure (I just moved in a new apartment so everything is scattered and my energy busting starbucks job is merciless on my …uh…energy.)
  3. Went to my friend Tyler’s house (DUDE, he has a AWESOME place. Overlooking the Pacific Ocean) and played (can you believe this?) Taboo from 5pm to 9pm with ty, cyndy and cyndy’s mother’s friend’s niece (did you get that?)I was 2-1. DAMN YOU HOMIES! DAMN YOU!
  4. watched the rest of Caddyshack with Ty. BE THE BALL (niiice) not bad for a movie not bad. Lot of religious inflections that you wouldn’t even notice.

Monday–Memorial Day

  1. Went to work (geesh..sorry Chad, stole your geesh expression)
  2. Went home and took what FELT like a 3 minute nap.
  3. Met with my friend Ramin at work to watch a flick later on (I didn’t want to be a loser on Memorial Day)
  4. Saw Dogtown and Z-boys…a pretty cool documentary on skateboarding and zephyr.

Side commentary* Okay, I think I’m pretty friendly and sort of obvious of platonicism but I’m not so sure. I think Ramin might have a thing for me (god forbid if he ever read this entry)…he offered to buy me chocolate and bought my nestle bon bons for me. Wow, I’m such a leeching whore….but I really really wanted those bon bons!! Anyway, at the end of the night he said “I really had a fun time tonight. Maybe we can do it again sometime??” Hmmmm. I saw him at work today and he’s a little more conservative around me. Asked me when my day off was. Consensus anyone? Damn, it’s so hard to be so beautiful, witty, charming, and irresistable (I kid..or do I? Hmmmm. ((Pinky to the mouth)) ) <– that’s a lot of parenthesis

Tuesday–

  1. Woke up at 8am for no good reason dude.
  2. Went off to Irvine/L.A. to visit my oldest best friend (oldest meaning, she’s the one I’ve known the longest) Jirrah. She was sort of depressed mode so I went there to cheer her up…you know– eat ice cream, go to Huntington Beach, eat McDonald’s chicked nuggets, eat more ice cream, crash on her couch… I hope she is feeling better. We had chocolate covered ice cream goodness gracious!!
  3. Went to Tyler’s to use his el computero for my thank you letter to Waldenbooks (still in the process of concocting…dude, I have to find out the manager’s last name!)
  4. Went home and talked to currently my bestest friends in the whole world..Kathleen, Chad, and Tyler. Man, those are some good people.

Wednesday

  1. Went to work…
  2. Kay came over to see my bad hair day (whoo hoo)
  3. Went to watch the NON digital Star Wars II (man, that some bad dialogue. “you are tormenting me”) Man, gotta see digital baby. But, I will say this publicly..YODA KICKS ASS!
  4. Went to sleep

Thursday

  1. Wait a minute! That’s today! So nevermind

Anyway, in a nutshell I’m hoping hoping hoping that I get this job at Waldenbooks. It’s been officially a week. I called them today and they said they haven’t made any decisions yet and they are having a managerial meeting on Monday (he said they’ve been mad busy because of Memorial Day) and to call back on Tuesday… Is that a bad sign or a good sign??????? PLEASE PLEASE DEAR GOD LET ME QUIT STARBUCKS!! (If a god really exists but that’s irrelevant as of now)

Hmm what else? My room and my car is a fucking wreck. No energy to clean up and make myself look pretty. Hopefully I’ll get a desk and Ikea my room soon. You know what I’m saying G? (i haven’t said that in a while)

Film wise: Hmmm. I’m not sure if I can say here but I think we’re going to have some problemos with a “crew” member. We’ll see…oh yes, we will see.

Magic Mountain: I have such a hard on(even if I’m not a guy..who cares?) to go there so badly but OF COURSE starbucks scheduled me to work next weekend. I’m trying to get out of it though.

Money: That crap sucks ass. I’m terrible with it. My friend Chad was implying (?) that maybe I should’ve lived at home so I can have some money in the bank. If only I had the patience to deal with that but I don’t.

My new Apt: That shit is the shit. I love my roommates. I love how we have a million couches in the living room.

My new car: I have to quit smoking dudes.

Promise of a New Day: a couple things I thought about when I was with Jirrah….

Jirrah said that she couldn’t see me married because I love my independence and I couldn’t have myself held back by any guy. Damn, I may not seem like it but I have the American Dream…Get a sex machine/successful/mad intelligent/funny as hell husband… travel with him a bit…get a house…have 2.5 children. (I want one boy and one girl) but alas. Children is a funny subject. I don’t know why I think about it more than I should (uh-oh) but in the future it would be nice to have kids but I’m so fucking lazy, I have a dirty mouth, and hmmm…I’m very impatient. But you know, I have that fantasy where my husband and I are at Disneyland and my older daughter is telling me about her latest crush in junior high and my husband has our son on top of his shoulders waving his glow in the dark necklace around saying how much he thought Matterhorn was the bomb (or whatever). Pathetic huh? and then I think about the diapers, the crying, the big sore boobs (that might not be so bad), and the arguments and I think about how my parents raised me and how I’m afraid I’ll fuck up. Then I think about how my unknown husband (david duchovny? are you still available?) is rolling in the grass with my son telling him that he’s a loser (in a lovingly affectionate way) AND it doesn’t help that I’ve been watching the Cosby Show. That’s the type of bringing up kids I would like to have…Firm yet Fun (man, when I look at that show now, They were STRICT!)

AHHHH! What’s wrong with me? When did I become a maternal wuss?

eh.

anyway, my new goals for the new year:

  1. To learn to Jet ski
  2. Quit starbucks and get a salary paying job with health benefits that i actually enjoy going to
  3. Go to Magic Mountain
  4. Go to Vegas.
  5. Pay off my American Express card (last credit card to go dudes!)
  6. Pay off my debt to Ken Chu
  7. Get at least 3 new outfits (i’m terrible with buying clothes)
  8. Have sex a guy blindfolded (the guy blindfolded, not me..dude I would totally rock his world)
  9. Refuse to get a boyfriend unless further commitment is a possibility (does that make sense? Why get in a relationship unless you think it’s going to last?) I think, that dating is cool but just because we’re dating doesn’t mean the dude will be my boyfriend. I’ve decided that my first boyfriend will probably be my last until then, ONLY DATING
  10. If one of the two happens a) I quit Starbucks or b) I get a boyfriend– I WILL QUIT SMOKING.

oh wait, and the usual…to lose 20 pounds.

okay my babies, that’s enough. until next time I go potty…

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omoshiroi…

Posted on by Minimal.Effort

omoshiroi means interesting peeps.

my life has been very interesting lately.

very interesting.

TOP 10 INTERESTING THINGS THIS WEEK

  1. non-speaking friends
  2. going to THE COMEDY STORE
  3. going to THE COMEDY STORE and having a drunk friend caling you to tell you that “THE BISTRO IS THE BEST!!!”
  4. having the same friend call you one hour later, while you are still at THE COMEDY STORE to ask “Hey, did I call you earlier?” (hee hee. To you-know-who, you know I’m just giving you a hard time. It was really really funny dude)
  5. Moving your stuff to your new apartment
  6. Moving your stuff to your new apartment and having your friend Tyler spill all your old school pictures.
  7. Having Tyler punch your precious ribs because of his frustration on various issues.
  8. getting interviewed by 3 managers at WALDENBOOKS in the span of 2 days
  9. being taught the difference from your guy friends between good porn and bad porn.
  10. and from the vague words of No Doubt “…you came in like a breeze, on Sunday Morning. Sure have changed since yesterday, without any warning…” (was it a breeze?) yeah, baby

p.s. how long does it take after an interview to find out if you have a job? I had my second interview yesterday and I was told that I would know by “the end of this week or the beginning of next week”….grrrr. I want that job so BADLY!!!

p.p.s. I want *&%$ the shit out of somebody…. oh well.

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yo check it

Posted on by Minimal.Effort

my dad keeps waking me up at the break of dawn to ask if he could use my car. that is so annoying. what the hell is that about?

Anyway, our producer meetings are going well I suppose. Our first meeting was strictly business and we didn’t tend to digress. After each meeting we get more and more comfortable with the whole thing and we tend to digress on other topics… of course you know what I’m talking about. What do you get when you have 3 people who are sexually frustrated and don’t really have inhibitions about talking about it? We should just make a movie about that

I saw TRAINING DAY, man that movie is FUCKED UP. Woah. I don’t think it was worthy for Denzel Washington to get a best actor oscar but that is just my opinion.

I wish I could divulge in more about my life but for now a lot of stuff that is going on is not appropriate for this forum for the wrong information could get in the wrong hands and wreak havoc on the world.

Sharon’s top 5 radio songs (I know, it’s terrible)

  1. You Don’t Have to Call by Usher
  2. Can’t Get You Out of My Head by Kylie Minogue
  3. That one song from Michelle branch about saving you
  4. Your House by Jimmy Eat World
  5. I Need a Girl (Remix) by P. Diddy (Iknow, a P. Diddy song?)
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bizarre

Posted on by Minimal.Effort

A couple of things happening simulataneously which is exciting and frustrating at the same time. I would rather have it this way then depressed and somber or whatever.

First of all, I’m moving to a new place this week. I’m quite excited about it although I will be unbelievably poor for awhile. I don’t care. I don’t like the feeling or the impression that I should be in check.

Second of all, I have an interview for a new job this Tuesday. Dear God (or alternate higher being) please please give me the power to quit the buck and start anew

Third of all, BOYS. Boys are confusing and fun and exciting and terrible and great. I’m in the throes of confusion right now (throes?) but not a bad confusion– a good one. A revealing one about who I am as a person and what I want in life and what I want from a potential signficant other. Unfortunately the dude I am crushing on at my current job HAS NO SHIFTS WITH ME NEXT WEEK!! Goddamnit. I got to see him yesterday briefly. He told that a girl once told him he looked like Harry Potter! And if you want to know what this guy looks like, he looks like an ethnic Harry Potter at an older age. He has messy disheveled dark hair and big glasses. I figure though if cleaned up, he would have great potential for flossing (I got that term from Tyler…hee hee hee). Smart, handsome but not too handsome and funny. Now if only I can find out how he was in bed.

Sex: Yes, I talk about it a lot. Probably because I’m pretty frustrated with the whole thing. Man, that stuff is addicting and it has a lot of power over me. A lot more than I would want. Especially when you’re in the moment and you know if you got some you would be a happy person — even for a while. I’ve noticed an interesting correlation though. Whenever I have sex, I usually stop smoking. Everytime I’ve been without sex for more than a month or so, I start smoking. i didn’t even start smoking till after the first time. Interesting isn’t it? So the more I smoke,the more sexually frustrated I am. So I figure when i have a serious healthy (read: kinky) relationship, I’m going to quit smoking forever. For me and the other person.

When you think about it sex has power over your friendships, your moods, your outlook on life, your present, your future, your past, and your drama. That’s a lot of power. Although the media tries to make it for physical pleasure, there’s always something else involved whether it be you discovering another facet of yourself or discovering another facet of the person you’re doing.

Anyway, I sort of believe everything happens for a reason and at a particular time. We have the answers, we just need to ask the right questions.

Okay, I’m actually going to get some work done after I take my afternoon midday nap.

May the force be with you (It’s Obi-Wan! He’s holding me back!)

YES, I saw the next Star Wars. I think Lord of the Rings is better but seeing the Matrix Trailer WAS FUCKING RAD!!!

I’ll be a little upbeat and less contemplative next time peeps.

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stupid mutha fucking online journal…..

Posted on by Minimal.Effort

So I wrote this entry yesterday and I poured my heart out and told secrets of the universe and I figured out the meaning of my life and when I went to update it, IT FROZE THE COMPUTER! Oh, you don’t even KNOW how frustrated I am. argh! (I want to bite the mouse)

I’m not even going to attempt to rewrite my piece de la resistance so this useless banter that I am typing will just have to do for you entertainment.

Hey, I’m going to see STAR WARS tonight. I’m going to miss the first 20 minutes though because of the evilness of starbucks. I sweart to god if I don’t leave that job I’m going to pull a tyler durden and blow them all up (hey, could the government get me on this since I am writing this in a public forum? hmmm) but GOD!!! I HATE MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Is that enough exclamation marks for you?)

Anyway, my social life is sort of emerging to something that eats my nighttime life. I’m missing my Cosby show reruns. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Hey, I’m getting my own apartment (I’m sort of bouncing off the walls right now which would explain my schizophrenic snippets of topics) and this time I’m going to devirginize my damn bed.

Rant of the Day: my virgin bed.

So, in NYC I went to this fucking effort to buy a full size bed so if I were to get busy on it with a significant other (or a reasonable facsimile) we would both have space to do what will. You know a little action on that corner and little action on that corner…diagonal, horizontal and still have space to sleep afterwards. You see when I was in nyc, whenever I would spend the night at somebody’s casa, it was always a twin bed. Not that I’m complaining, because at least I’m getting some but man, talk about squished. and sweaty. and then there’s morning breath and you can’t really sleep on your back. man, but there’s something romantic about it. You’re that desperate to get some that you will compromise your sleeping patterns. YOu know though, I could be awake till 3am doing “stuff” and have to wake up at 6 in the morning and be all bright eyed and bushy tailed. America needs sex not coffee if you want efficient workers.

Anyway, so I bought this full size bed from IKEA for about 300 and I am the only one who has slept on it! AHHH! what the hell?!!! that sucks ass. Fuck that crap. In my new apartment, man my bed is going to be a whore. I have two guy roommmates so hmmmm….

Now goes the plays of seduction. To wake up in my underwear and a tank top and go downstairs innocently after a bunch of drunk guys have crashed and who will they see? A sex goddess goddamnit. Oh, let the games begin. I’m going to have fun with this.

And of course, dear reader, you will share in my adventures.

Hey, did anyone ever see Adventures of the American Rabbit? I loved that cartoon. I miss it. If anyone can find it for my birthday I will love you for life (and give mad head) oops did i say that out loud? (That was for you K)