Month: June 2008

I can’t believe Horton hears a Who made me cry.

Chicken and Dumplings in Atlanta was a severe disappointment. However, the boys here have figured out “wow, you really like chicken….”

Iowa sure is green. AND CHEAP! Next time I come to a smallish town, i’m bringing an empty suitcase so I can stock up on cheap shit!!

dude, richard campbell did not kill his wife. gosh, how many times does he have to tell you??

Cosmopolitan supposedly says that there are many men without their shirts in Iowa who are buff because of all that tractoring they do.

Can you tell that i have insomnia? that and downloading 5.5 gig installers. i need a 900 Mbps connection. so y’all suffer with my twitters.

Crap. I forgot my ipod on the plane. Goodbye dear ipod. Hello new york

The woman next to me has some bad BO. Do people with bad BO smell themselves?

Worst overnight upgrade EVER.

Trying to find the polygamist church in salt lake….where you multiple wives be at? 

I just got called into work. Dammit!!

Old blind woman peed on airplane seat while getting up. That’s unfortunate. But, it did not get on my flip-flops, which is fortunate.

Why am i watching celebrity parties on vh1? Why?!

My sister looks gorgeous in wedding dresses but i am thanking my stars i’m not walking the aisle.

I thought this wedding stuff would want me to do the marriage thing. Not so much. In fact, quite the opposite.

I broke a blister while on the treadmill, now I literally have a bloody red sock. Can I can join the Red Sox now?

Jesus christ, dulles is a nightmare. I miss ronald reagan airport. Never again. I blame omaha airport.

I was just shushed by an old woman at an airport because an announcement over the loud speaker and a beeping car made me say ‘bye’ loud …

There were two lines at security. Old people and kids. Thinking i was smart i picked the old people line. Wrong choice.