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to brighten my day

10 things i’m happy about:

  1. going camping for the first time.
  2. going to my first red sox game.
  3. having a roommate who will shoot the shit with me until the wee hours
  4. having to buy new clothes because my current clothes are too big [yee ha!]
  5. having good girlfriends
  6. having the bestest sister EVER
  7. the sunny weather
  8. my new schedule wherein i don’t feel like i’m tired all the time
  9. i’ve quit smoking and replaced the habit with eating fruit
  10. i don’t have to answer to nobody.

EDIT:
1 thing i’m unhappy about:
i can’t run away

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monster c*ck

If I ever get a dog, it will have the following characteristics:

–it will be small
–it will MOST likely be from a pound
–i prefer welsh corgis, beagles, or a labrador retriever
–i wish i could train it to be a seeing eye dog
–i will name it monster cock.

the end.

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my job is like traffic

When I used to live in California, I listened to this radio show called “Jeff and Jer”, these really two goofy guys from Chicago. Then, I listened to the traffic report by Laura [I forgot her last name]

Anyway, I remember waking up one day thinking, “Wouldn’t it be nice if Laura just said ‘hey! there’s no traffic, it’s alllll clear!’ “…but there is an accident every single day.

this is like my job. i wish i just didn’t have to talk to customers and nobody had any problems and i said ‘woah, everyone’s stuff is working today…alll clear!’

oh well, to dream is nice.