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new apartment weekend

so, i moved to my new apartment this weekend which i absolutely love…it’s so huge and we have EVERY CHANNEL known to man!

i also ate pork butt. i can’t believe i ate pork butt or am saying the words “pork” and “butt” together.

anyway, i have a lot on my mind but too pent up to write it all up. i’m just going to smoke a cigarette.

more later, i guess.

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red sox tickets

GODDAMMIT.

You know, I get these red sox emails that tell me what’s going on and so on and so forth, and then there is this box that says “Buy Tickets Now!” so I click on it. Then it says anything with a Green “T” has tickets available…then I click on ANYTHING with a stupid green “T”…and I get this message:

Please note :
Game times are subject to change.
Children age two and under do not require a ticket for admission.

All sales are final. No Refunds – No Exchanges.

The ticketing system currently indicates that there are no seats available for this game or it is not onsale. Please select one of the following options:

Okaay…why are they saying there are tickets available and yet…they are NOT available?

This is what sickens me. You just have to know the right people to get those goddamned tickets. I don’t even care anymore. At first, I was searching for 4 seats, then 2 seats, now I’m looking only for one, because goddammit, I’ll see the goddamned baseball game by myself. But NOOOOOO…can’t even get ONE FREAKING SEAT.

And the way it works, it seems, is that my friends know all the right people…so that makes me 2 people away from knowing the right people.

Okay, forget it, I”m going to get Pats tickets.

And how are YOU doing?