uber update

In this edition of sharon’s life..

1. sharon’s day in the life!!
2. sharon’s possible first red sox game!!
3. sharon volunteers for abandoned or abused puppies [www.petfinder.com].!!
4. sharon is turning 27!
5. harry potter !!!!
6. sharon’s television shows
7. sharon’s dream queen cover band listing.

1. sharon’s day in the life:

10:45 am–alarm goes off. my dvd player is playing “indecision 2004” title menu in loop. i turn off tv and change alarm to 1130 a.m. [sidenote, indecision 2004/the daily show is HILARIOUS…i completely forgot the democratic national convention was in boston]

11:30 am–alarm goes off again, 3 more times. i still go back to bed.

12:00 noon–i finally wake up and take a shower. I watch “A league of their own” even though i’ve seen it on hbo eleventy billion times.

12:30: steam brown rice and 2 pieces of pork chops for lunch/dinner.

1:14 p.m.– stop by the hess gas station to pick up my 32 oz. diet coke.

1:56 p.m.– park in the ’employee of the month’ parking space. yeah, i’m the shit.

2:01 p.m.– log in at work.

3:33 p.m.– get off the phones to do two tests. but i’m lazy. i do one.

6:02 p.m.– talk to keith about baseball, who is learning it from a video game! we talk a little bit of shop [which he is happy to do] and is a little impressed by my knowledge.

6:23 p.m. — keith convinces me to go to a yanks and bosox game and tells me how to do it. we go online as he tells me that jay payton is on assignment..wha..??

6:44 p.m. — do another test for the same customer. was able to crash a system. talk to kate about being my partner in crime for yanks/bosox game. she’s in. keith is DYING to go but says he will be in washington d.c. for work purposes. oh well, sol for him. he talks me into going to another game in the future.

8:15 p.m. — go to mlb.com and listen to the audio and update my gameday page consistently to see what is going on with the national/american league play.

10:04 p.m. — still listening to game. I cheer for the AL [and am saddened that trevor hoffman did not get voted in for NL..dammit] my boss and my coworker joe find it entertaining and listen to my reactions to know progress of game.

11:47 p.m.– am constantly watching live feeds of the all-star game. attempt to fill out social security application to [gasp] finally get a MA driver’s license.

after midnight — clean cube. damn, i gotta lot of work to catch up on. try to burn a cd to listen to when i get home. chat with some friends. think about going to new york for a weekend.

1:02 a.m.– my sister asks for my address. get a text message from keith about baseball [ha!] and an email from lisa about exciting happenings.

1:14 a.m.–find out that i fucked up my social security application [how do you fuck THAT up?] reprint the sucka.

2:03 a.m. — update diary. read sandy’s list of queen covers. start watching x-files and am surprised that they changed the title credits [i never watched the last two seasons]…see commercials for ‘The Closer’ starring Kyra Sedgwick…is that any good?

2:39 a.m.– this is boring, i figure, but i wrote so much already so goddammit. am excited about 27th birthday as my friend samantha leaves message that she wants to take me on a duck tour! john wants to go fishing! yaaay.

2.sharon’s possible first red sox game!!
I kind of elaborated about it in my “day in the life” but if anybody is interested in joining me and my friend kate to crash fenway [long story] give me a call, a note or an email. if we DON’T get in, we’re going to get trashed anyway. wheeeee.

3. sharon volunteers for abandoned or abused puppies [www.petfinder.com].!!

yup. I’m a home visit volunteer. we take abandoned dogs or abused dogs, retrain them and find proper homes with loving families with them. i also get to meet with the dogs and walk them and take them to the vet. basically, i make sure the dog and the family is happy…if not, then i say ‘stop that shit yo’ and take the dog away.

4. sharon is turning 27!

due to a request, if you are thinking of getting me something, here is my wish list:

  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html/ref=cm_wl_sortbar/104-1503473-5748730?%5Fencoding=UTF8&id=2HWG0W8J4INU3&layout=standard&page=1">my wishlist bitches</a><br>

man, i’m old. well, it could be worst, i could be turning 30 [hahaha

6. harry potter !!!!
hells yeah bitches. the second to the last book of the series comes out this saturday. i will be MIA as I will be reading that sucka every fucking chance i get. i can’t wait. yes, i’m a dork and i’m proud.

7. sharon’s television shows

ok, i don’t know why i put this here since i don’t watch tv…other than, “being bobby brown” not sure how i feel about that, as I caught an episode. what the hell is “dancing with the stars?” and x-files have super soliders? and i really do want to see “the closer”. and i wish i had access to baseball games instead of the ghetto gameday update. when it says ‘ball in play’, it’s like …mmmkay….and? i have to imagine this shit.

8. sharon’s dream queen cover band listing.

stolen from lobsterchick:

1. Bohemian Rhapsody–hmm, i think flaming lips is also a good choice. i can’t think of a band who would do a better job. Radiohead? maybe.
2. Another One Bites The Dust–Sting. He would bring something interesting to this song.
3. Killer Queen–Stevie Wonder. Please Stevie, do this for me.
4. Fat Bottomed Girls–NERD. dude, they would be SO good at this. Actually, I’m sure they would be able to transform any of these songs into pop perfection.
5. Bicycle Race–Red Hot Chili Peppers [they should do the single fat bottomed girls/bicycle race actually] but man, oh, man, that would rock. I’m sure frusciante would make put some complicated twist to this song. Actually, man, they should cover the whole damn album. them and nerd. man, THEY should fucking collaborate sometime. sigh to dream…
6. You’re My Best Friend– Modest Mouse. A happy song for a seemingly sad band.
7. Don’t Stop Me Now–Neil Diamond. heh. I mean, this is the guy who gets you riled up over “I hate to admit it, but i really like that heartlight song and that america song”. yeah, we all know we secretly like his songs. shush.
8. Save Me–Jimmy Eat World…cause you know, they sing inspirational songs like that.
9. Crazy Little Thing Called Love –No Doubt. I’m sure Tony Kanal would be all crazy on the bass and can you imagine Gwen’s voice with this? mmmmm, yum.
10. Somebody To Love–Fountains of Wayne. I love them. I picked a song that wasn’t TOO crazy but not TOO plain either.
11. Now I’m Here–Nine Inch Nails. Trent is so fucking experimental and in this song, since Freddie and the boys are messing with left speaker…oh wait, they’re on the right speaker…oh wait…where are they? I’m sure NIN would be able to do something awesome with it.
12. Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy–Garbage…but Shirley Manson doesn’t change the lyrics at all. Like, SHE’s the muthafucking boy whose playing everyone. awww shit.
13. Play The Game–Weezer. But not “Beverly Hills” weezer, I’m talking the kids who sang “Surf Wax America” weezer.
14. Flash–heh, foo fighters. and they would make a pretty snappy video to match.
15. Seven Seas Of Rhye–okay, if the beatles were still together, they would ROCK this mutha. but if we’re talking existing bands…um,
16. We Will Rock You–heh. Gorillaz. I mean, it would be SO hard to cover this song and make it likeable but I think they have the talent to do it.
17. We Are The Champions–yikes, this is impossible to have somebody do. it would have to be like a crazy singer, like Eminem or a group like Rolling Stones, or a crazy compilation of Bobby Brown, David Bowie, P. Diddy and The Pixies or something weird and weirder.

ok, that’s all i have for now. man, i wish i had magical powers so i can have this cd made for me…but i’ll listen to the original….now where the fuck is it? i think my sister stole it from me…..

p.s. oh yeah, gabby, i will do the top 10 for you in my next entry, promise.