safety

that’s what they yell around here when there is a fart to be made and executed. i think i’m loosening up and am actually farting [granted, it’s only air] in places other than my room.

I did absolutely NOTHING today. watched a marathon on comedy central which was quite delicious and gave me a whole new appreciation for dave attell. now i wish i saw him and lewis black when they were in town in san diego but i had to save up for boston.

i am still a broke ass and will find out, soon, when i start my new job. starting as in training hard core for the new position. it’s all right though, i’m getting my ass trained.

but i hate being a broke ass and having to stay home all the time. my friend kay saw my picture [from the drunken night of many nights ago] and said i was turning white! she couldn’t believe how pale i am now.

oh well. i’m going to watch sneakers now and have gas. doesn’t taht sound grand? boring entry, boring entry. i just like the way my keys sound when i type fast.

makes me feel important.