california

Fuck you guys, i’m going to California.

I bought my tickets today and I am leaving this upcoming friday. Unfortunately, this means I can no longer spend money on anything and I spent a lot of money last night at some bar that I went with some roommates.

As per usual, I got really trashed. I don’t remember much after the 2nd long island iced tea [that shit be GOOD!]. We were driving home from the bar and there was a white truck next to us and I was yelling at the boys in it because they were looking at me [probably because my breasts were spilling out of my shirt] but did I care? Nope, i was drunk…plus I’m never going to see them again, right?

Turns out, we get to a red light and they stop right next to us:

guy: hey
me: hey baby!
john: oh my god.
guy: you’re pretty smashed aren’t you?
me: yeah, you gotta problem with that?
guy: no, that’s good…
me: yeah, that’s good for me too.
guy: So how’s your body?
[i look at john..what do i say?]
me: I plead the fifth.
guy: you’ve got some nice tits.
me: thanks!
guy: why are you out?
me: what do you think?
guy: we’re out because our boy here [points to kid in the backseat] just broke up with his girlfriend.
me: oh okay
john: man, you are on your own on this one
kevin: i can’t believe this

the light turns green, we speed off as I say ‘BYE SUCKAS! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!’

getting drunk is so much fun. why am i ever sober?

The cool thing about boys is that if you make plans with them, they usually don’t break them because of a girl. But I get dissed so many times because a boyfriend of one of my girlfriend will want to see her last minute and then I’m left doing nothing and it’s too late to make new plans. ALL of my girlfriends do this to me and i’ve gotten so accustomed to it, i don’t fucking care anymore. well, i guess i do because i just wrote about it. it’s even worse when they break up with the boy and then they’re your best friend again.

i just feel so used.

i can’t wait till i get a boyfriend so i can do that shit to all my girlfriends…suckas! oh except for stacy. she hasn’t dissed me yet. YAY STACY! I’m hanging out with her tomorrow. she just moved here from San Diego.

I wish it was cool to be single again. damn significant others.