too tight

My pants are too tight.

I have these pants that used to be my dad’s pants in the military. On me, it just looks trendy. It’s really tight around the abdomen and around my thighs and then it flares out from the knees to my ankles. Needless to say, it looks kind of cool.

But now they are too tight and I’m starting to see sparks of light and I’m feeling a bit woozy. Also, all of my abdomen fat is collecting another layer of fat that I didn’t know existed.

Wow, I suck.

I want to go home and change pants but I am also low on gas and get paid tomorrow. I also left my chicken at home and now I have to eat popcorn.

What the hell is going on with the atmosphere today? Maybe too much ozone or something.

I am also metamorphosing into a genuine MA-ian. I just opened a bank account in a town called “Littleton” which quite quaint and cute and their bank ROCKS!!

I can’t find my tweezers. My eyebrows are growing out of control. Can we say unibrow central? I think the Klingons might be looking for their long lost sister.

My name is Sharon and I approve of this message.