I woke up this morning and I couldn’t find my glasses, so I went through a good part of the day blind and putting my nose next to the screen to see what was going on. It ended up being in John’s room, on his futon [how did it get there?].
I had some coworkers over last night. I hope they weren’t expecting a party..but I think that was the mentality. I felt like a bad hostess, no music, chips for food and I was drunk.
God was I drunk.
Cast of characters:
John: My roommate. He was the only other roommate around to meet my coworkers/friends. I think it is safe to say “friends” –ffrrriiiends. hehe [Steve and I say that all the time]
Me: Since I told everyone 8ish, i figured that was 10ish [and I was right!] and I didn’t care. However, John and I were restless so we play about 3 games of beer pong. Hence, I was so fucking drunk by the time my first guest…
[K]:…arrived. I felt bad that he was first, I suppose because I don’t know him as well I as I wish I did. However, he brought good tidings, trash talking [to yours truly] and beer–and he was wearing glasses….
[J]: Actually Jeff was the first one to show up, at 8pm. But he didn’t want to start for fear of getting too drunk. However, he brought a 30 pack and I had a 30 pack so we were good to go. Jeff is the reigning champion of the house and we were essentially waiting for him to show up…
[JM]: was next. He said he had been drinking since noon. He’s fucking awesome and reminds me of someone…but I don’t know who it is. He sort of reminds me of someone from California—in a good way. Laid back, Snowboarder, smart as hell.
next was the pair of the night
[M&M]: who, just by LOOKING at them were trashed already. That was actually pretty funny. They had never played beer pong before and i have to say for Mike’s first time, he was pretty good.
[Beef]: was next. He was super sickly the day before and henceforth, only drank one beer and took off after an hour or so. Next to Jeff, he’s one of the guys i’m closest with at work–so I think he knew that i was sort of nervous that I was having people over outside of work–being a newbie and all–so he came to support. That and Beef and K have …beef. K totally fucked his cubicle up at work. heh heh heh
[KS]: was the last to show up. He played a couple rounds, told his stories and left when everyone left for he had a snowboarding trip the next day.
Jeff and Ready, the reigning champions finally came in around 2am and by that time, I was passed out, trashed and drooling [and apparently misplaced my glasses at that point]. They dragged me out of bed to play MORE beer pong but at this time, i’ve already had like 10 billion beers and i was useless.
Man, too bad i was pretty fucking drunk when everyone came over. I felt like a bad hostess…with tetris fired up on the game cube.
Dude, which, i forgot to put away and i was slightly nervous that the boys would make fun of me–but NO! they were all into it. that fucking rocks.
have you ever seen that music video called “No rain” by blind melon? the bee girl finds her bee friends in a field? I sort of feel like that. I mean, i’ve known these people for a little over a month, and already, they’ve invited and welcomed me into their lives.
man, that fucking rocks.
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