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New Stylin’ Threads

Kerbang and I went to watch “Paycheck” but because we are directionally handicapped, we got to the movie theater 25 minutes late.

So, instead, we went to the mall.

And Kerbang cheated on the movie [i think we might watch it tomorrow–we don’t want TOO much excitement in one day, do we?] by reading the short story that “Paycheck” was based on and told me the ending. Hmm…I wonder how off it is from the actual short story [the story was written by the same guy who wrote Minority Report]

Then, I guess, we decided to go clothes shopping and Kerbang wanted uh-oh, my opinion.

So utilizing my California stylish prowess, I picked out some badass clothing.

It looked so hot, I couldn’t look at him directly. I was like, “ahhh! it’s too much! take off the clothes!” hee hee hee. “You need to transform back to normal.” And then there he was, from[probably his first pair of jeans in a decade] casual stylish adult back to kerbang-the-dorky-video-game-player.

His friends are totally going to make fun of him and his new stylin’ threads.

They’re going to be so jealous. Tee hee. [I would love to dress up his friends as well. And then, it’ll be like, oh god, a video game playing boy band]

This is what happens when you have too much time on your collective hands.

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