Decided to stay in Boston because I am a broke ass.
As I prepare for the festivities, Risa came into my room and threw me a condom.
A condom.
And I said “What am I going to do with this?”
And she said “Well, you’re going to need it tonight.”
For what? A hat?
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE. SHARON’S DIARY WILL NOW BECOME SHARON’S NEW YEAR IN NEW ENGLAND (oh god)
the condom
Minimal Effort 