That show RICH GIRLS on MTV, with Hilfiger’s daughter and the other rich daughter (which nobody seems to know whom she’s the daughter OF) is making my brain cells commit suicide.
I was watching it with Wilbur the other night or so at his friend’s Ray’s and Brian’s apartment.
Whilst we were watching it, I turned around. Everyone’s mouth was pretty much gaped open.
Afterwards, I announced “I am officially dumber. My brain cells couldn’t take it.”
I felt so much pain, I was looking for a broomstick so I could stick it up my ass–because at least I would be inflicting pain upon MYSELF and not because of a television show.
I also wanted to stick a finger through my head and stab my brain. However, my fingers aren’t that long, so it would probably be brain scratching.
Wilbur smirked [and took my penis lighter and posed with it as well. He added “You should get a condom for this lighter”–THEN took Brian’s penis ashtray and posed with THAT with the lighter to show what ‘double penetration’ would look like, but I digress] and said “Don’t worry Sharon, your brain cells will replenish with smart asses in Massachusetts. I mean, they can’t even surf or board or …what do they do for athletics?”
and I thought. “Soccer? Cricket? Uh, they watch a lot of sports though”
Living vicariously through sports. Hm.
I was going to write the last two roommate series, but, really, who really wants to read them?
[although, I think, lisa’s and kerbang’s are pretty funny experiences]
I had lunch with Tyler and Kay and I told them that a catchy word they use in MA is “valid”
Tyler: What?
Me: Yeah, they say “valid”
Kay: How would that work?
Me: Um…this restaurant is valid. That would indicate this is a good restaurant.
Tyler: Yeah, I don’t like that word.
Kay: Yeah, me neither.
Me: Yeah, valid is totally invalid.
Tyler: Now THAT’S a word.
Kay: Yeah, people who use valid are invalid.
Me: Now, should I say IN-VAH-LID or IN-VUH-LID –as in handicapped.
Tyler: In-vah-lid
Kay: We’re going to use invalid too!
Tyler: We’ll say invalid yo.
Me: Yeah, that’s totally un-invalid.
My friend Stacey says; Don’t you EVER use valid. I hate that word. I hate it.
P.S. Stacey’s from Chelmsford people.
Minimal Effort 