Why do we have eyebrows?

You know what I’ve always wondered about?

Why do we have eyebrows?

I mean, okay I understand eyelashes, to block out dusties and such but what do eyebrows block out? I’m sure if our society was accostomed to non-eyebrow peoples, we would think it was pretty cool. But in essence, I really don’t see what eyebrows protect…maybe it would slow down the rain pouring down our face but it’s not like I say, “Wow, thank god for eyebrows, if it wasn’t there, that rain would’ve slipped down my face a milisecond faster”

Yes, I know eyebrows are pertinent to facial expressions but if we didn’t have eyebrow hair, you would still see the eyebrow muscles, which I would think work just as well.

and what’s up with armpit hair? I don’t think it would hurt TOO much to do without it. and..isn’t are ARM there (with it’s appropriate small arm HAIR) to protect our armpits for such things? Maybe to slow down the sweat?

I don’t know, I think the human body has a bit too much hair for our being. I guess it would make sense if we were cavemen.

But really, I don’t lining my brows with any eyebrow liner which brings about this aforementioned question.

p.s. I love monty python and the holy grail.
p.p.s. I love lotr more though. GODDAMNIT. I CAN’T WAIT ANY LONGER!!!