Things that are going through my mind RIGHT NOW:
I am not hungry
It is my lunch break
Why do I have this pimple.
God damn, I love this CURE cover that Ben did.
I need an apartment
This tank top isn’t very flattering on me.
Only three more piles of workers’ compensation dictation to go.
If a janitor got a broom stuck up his ass during his job, would that be called a broomoscopy?
How does a finger laceration become an injury to the lumbar spine?
God, I’m a loser. No plans tonight.
Maybe I should direct commercials and music videos instead.
I have no motivation to write anything of worth and content.
I really like writing those damn Friendster testimonials.
I should really get my picture downloaded to show that I am one hot chick.
Actually, I might get thrown with tomatoes and the mystery factor is sort of nice.
How did my ex-friend get 54 friends? Do people actually TALK to her?
Hey, I should write about that in my next entry…friend abuse.
That is lame. You idiot.
At least I can spell
Should I get contacts?
growing out my hair is a good idea. I like the ponytail action.
Hmm…should I go for unicorn boy? I think he’s a straight-edger. More research needed.
I’m going to make a 30 second commercial and then do the dvd commentary. My commentary would say “Oh, and in this shot…aw shit, it’s over”
I should really finish “Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe” Or galaxy or stars or whatever.
People sure like to throw books down my throat. READ THIS NOW! AT LEAST I CAN READ PEOPLE.
Why are Dinguspie and Gumphood such losers that they update every 5 minutes?
Why does it even matter?
Why does life matter?
Should I be nihilist?
What IS the Matrix?
I should really refute something on that philosophical paper dingus wrote but I have a lack of philosophical terms.
When can you thereof without the word lack? Does that word? Lack thereof. I just should so smart sometimes.
Where is my food?
Did I order a fish sandwich or a hamburger? I forgot.
I am so lame. Staying on the computer on my lunch break
Man, I sure have a lot of thoughts.
These post-its are bright.
AW SHIT! Note to self: pay cell phone bill
Where’s the love around here?
I haven’t smoked a cigarette for 5 days due to this flu…maybe I should quit FOR-EV-ER.
Oooh! Pay day is on Thursday
What movie should I watch?
Note to self: Get “bowling for columbine”
Note to self: Get the sublime greatest hits cd.
Note to self: Get some restraint you bastard.
Maybe I should write a screenplay
Maybe I should sell it to L.A.
Damn, I should’ve done it yesterday.
I should write an entry on my three blind dates (ooh. three blind mice…three blind mice)
I should write an entry on why you should avoid Yahoo.Personals at all costs.
I should get new calendar.
Hey, when is the season two Futurama come out?
Oh, I should add the “french” link. As if anyone was going to click on it around here.
Why the hell is my counter on the left upper corner of my template?
Should I keep my older entries green or blue? Hmmm…
Where is my food?
Oh dear lord, there’s my ex…on that damn friendster. Must not read profile.
must not read profile
yup, he’s in a relationship. that bastard.
Okay, I assume people are going insane reading this.
I wonder if Dingus and Gump have updated since this entry?
I should go check.
go asterisks!
Damn those New York Yankees. Stupid rich bastards
Damn those Padres. Win some games, will ya?
I like sand.
*My intellectual capacity is making me unable to finish this ent
i like sand
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