fantasmic

(Note to reader: I sort of cheated from an old entry but most of you don’t know that, right?)

Love? Lust? Can’t be sure, better do him again

Top Ten Guys to Fantasize About When Nothing Else is Going On

10. Matthew Perry…Zingers are sexy as hell (and when he wears the glasses. MEOW!)
9. Tobey Maguire a la Spiderman buff
8. Rivers Cuomo… lead singer of Weezer…and my heart
7. Graham Coxon… bass guitarist of Blur.. he can pluck me anyday
6. Kevin McDonald…He is just too damn funny
5. TIE: Ben Folds…not the sexiest but imagine what his fingers can do and…Edward Norton…the smart thing is sexy. (Also a Yale boy)
4. Jesse Bradford…that guy from BRING IT ON. Yeah, baby BRING IT ON –dear lord, I apologize for this cliche response. (Anyone who composes you a song and kisses you a swing is hot stuff)
3. Orlando Bloom — DEAR GOD HELP ME.
2. Paul Walker…Adonis in human form. Dear lord.
1. David Duchovny….Yale, Masters (nearing Ph.D) and dry humour to boot. Perfection in a red speedo.



Fantasy of the Day: I wake up in my own apartment, decorated with brand-spanking new furniture. Dark blue and Black (for now). I go into my sweet smelling bathroom. It smells like daisies. As I brush my teeth, my suitor of the moment, yawns in the other room (MY kingsized bedroom) and says “What can I cook for you for breakfast before I go to my successful job this morning?” and I’ll say (with my beautiful tousled hair. Split ends? NEVER) “You know the usual. French toast with strawberry syrup on top. Two eggs. One scrambled and one over hard. Orange juice, freshly squeezed from my orchard outside and Water” and he says “Of course….” and he gets into the kitchen. I take my shower and oops! lo and behold he decides to join me :). heh heh heh (this is funny). He leaves early to make sure my breakfast is done on the table. I go into the dining room (or the eating room I guess) and he’s naked except in an apron that says something dirty on the front. Of COURSE his muscles are glistening from the shower escapade we had. I eat my breakfast and he goes and changes in his power suit for creatively demanding career. He comes back with flowers freshly picked (that rebel!!) and tells me that he will love me forever and ever and goddamn I’m the sexiest woman on Earth and needs to have me right there and right then.

I head off to work in my car, knowingly using my stick shift car with ease. I get into my office as my secretary answers the phone “Sharon’s Production Office”. Of course, it’s Edward Norton trying to see what my latest project is and how he can be involved. I stay in the office for an hour since I have to fly to Europe for the Cannes Film Festival to accept the top honor for the third movie (written and directed by me of course) I have finished. I live the life, I dine the food, I mingle with the creative geniuses.

Later that night, I’m in a multiple star hotel and while I soak up the sunset, I am surprised by my boyfriend-husband-love machine with a song he has composed for me and wants to perform (he is a talented, guitar playing, songwriting singing machine..but he’s the top dog in a advertising firm or something of that nature) He wants to have kids. I blushingly am shocked and throw him on the floor to start the procreation.

And that would be my perfect day. Oh, I forgot to add the walking hand in hand by the beach and a random white horse running in the background. But that can happen tomorrow.

Did I mention that i was rich, famous, and critically acclaimed?



The meaning of my name:

Your first name of Sharon has made you happiest when you are expressing in some creative, artistic way, and not conforming to strict routine. In a large group of comparative strangers, you are quiet and rather shy, unable to express yourself, not really wanting to become involved in conversation. On the other hand, among friends with whom you feel at ease, you are expressive, witty, and quite charming. These contrasting natures make it difficult for people to understand you and can lead to friction in your personal life. You are deep, philosophical, and refined, but your extremely sensitive nature causes you to become depressed and self-pitying over any real or imagined slight. If you are not careful, people take advantage of your generous nature. You find the beauties of nature, fine music, art, and literature–all the deeper things of life–inspiring. The reserved, sensitive side of your nature brings aloneness and friction into your life, although you crave affection and understanding. You must guard against emotional excesses, which could result in depletion of energy, creating a desire for quick-energy foods. You could suffer through skin irritations, blood conditions, back trouble, and later, through arthritis. Heart, lung, or bronchial weaknesses could also result.

Hmm..I should quit smoking.