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I called Computer Guy

Cute Computer Guy is 6’0 or 6’1. He has dark hair and dark eyes, olive complexion, he is neither skinny nor chubby nor “buff”…yummy. I love that shit. He has a little facial hair but basically he is clean cut (even more yummy) laid-back. No, I should emphasize WAY LAID BACK. By the way, did I mention he was cute?

I called Cute Computer Guy last night aound 9:40 p.m.(his name is Mike) and I inquire about the software. Somehow, we shift into talking about who we are and what we do and other such topics.

It is 10:30. He says he needs to make another phone call before 10:30 and asks if he can call me back. I give him my number.

He calls back. We are conversating (he can really hold is own. This is very attractive to me). He tells me “Hold on a sec” I hear some shuffling and then gets back on and says “I just had to take off my shirt. It’s pretty hot over here”

What are you doing to me? How dare you put Cute Computer Guy with Shirt Off Picture in my head?!

It is 11:30. My FATHER (this is so much the nightmare of all telephone calls) gets on the phone and says “I need to call your mom yo” HOLY SHIT. Then he hangs up.

I say sheepishly “Yes, I do live at home” (So much for my attempt at pretending I live at my own apartment) I am beet red but he doesn’t seem to care. I tell him, if he still wanted to chat, to call me on my cell phone. He still wants to talk. He calls my cell phone.

It is 10 after midnight. The conversation ends.

So…?

COMMENTS/PROCEEDINGS/DISPOSITION:

1. At one point, he is telling me about his family. He wants to divulge but says “This would take a long time for me to tell you. It should be further discussed over dinner” (Man, this guy is SMOOOOTH)

2. We talk about past relationships (which I am slightly taken aback with because…according to the rules…isn’t that a third or fourth coversation type of topic? We are talking about it at our virginal conversation) I tell him that boys are annoying me because of blah blah blah and then he says “So how am I doing?” hee hee hee I say “You are doing very well. FOR NOW..bwahahaha”

3. He says “We are having this awesome conversation. You are one of the nicest girls I’ve talked to in a long time. And yes, you are funny” (I told him I wasn’t funny..but after he said this, of course I turned into jello..sigh)

4. He says (AHHH!!!) “Do you even want the software?” [I think he saw right through my ruse…but then again, did he REALLY have to give me his cell phone, his home phone and his e-mail for a question? Like I would really have a computer emergency. I think he knew it from the start]

5. At the end of the conversation he says “So when are we hanging out?” (DAMN He’s good!) We throw back dates and times and find out that we are both available on Sunday.

Me: So do you want me to call you or you call me..or how do you want to do this?

Him: I will call you on Thursday and we’ll figure out what to do on Sunday.

Me: Oh, okay. Did you want my number?

Him: Oh, I have it. Your home number, your cell phone number and if all else fails…I know where you work.

Man, did I mention that this guy is SMOOTH??

So, end result:

I have a date with Cute Computer Guy on Sunday. But he will call me on Thursday to arrange for Sunday.

I don’t know about you guys but it SOUNDS positive.

However, my sister said “It’s not a real date. He said “hang out” ” Now, tell me people, when you are asking someone on a date do you say “You want to go on a date?” I don’t think I have ever said that but the intention should be known. I don’t know.

I don’t care. I will be seen in public with a cute computer guy who can hold his own on the telephone and apparently, knows what he wants.

Now we will find out if I’m one of the things he wants (hee hee)

For now, I am going to listen to Justin Timberlake and frolic amongst the daisies as a personal victory.

(Come Sunday I find out he only wants to be friends or something. AHHH!!!)

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