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Euphodeura: Tourist
Bob: Tour Guide
Setting: Egypt
B: So here we are at the Sphinx
E: Ooh!
B: The nose was stolen by bandits
E: Why?
B: They sold it.
E: Really!
B: No, actually, it just fell off.
E: Were the bandits involved?
B: Possibly, they may have stolen it after it fell off.
E: Isn’t the nose 5 million tons?
B: They had a truck.
E: But you can’t drive trucks in the desert,
B: There’s an ice cream store in the Sphinx’s head
E: How many flavors?
B: You enter in the rear.
E: Really?
B: None
E: What?
B: None
E: What do you mean?
B: THey don’t have any flavors
E: So is there really an ice cream place?
B: Possibly. Difficult to tell
E: What else is there to see?
B: The Sphinx
E: How long have you’ve been tour guiding?
B: Pyramids, camels, egyptians, and lots of sand.
E: What?
B: A couple of minutes
E: You’re not a tour guide, are you?
B: Define tour guide
E: I don’t know..
B: Well if you don’t know, how do you NOT know I’m a tour guide?
E: Because of the hat
B: What hat?
E: Er..the shoes
B: I suppose. They’re the original Flight Air Attack Slams with stealth technology developed in a lab in the mountains with minerals confidentially delivered from Guatemala. Each fiber was intricately placed to add to maximum airtime.
E: Wow!! How much?
B: I just got here
E: You just got here?! …I need some aspirin
B: Where is the tour guide?
E: Aren’t you the tour guide?
B: Oh! Yeah! So here we are at the Sphinx….
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