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complexity a la Amelie

I like listening to French movies right before I go to sleep.

I dislike when the driver in a movie is not looking at the road.

I like getting my hair shampooed by another person

I dislike getting my hair blown dried by another person

I like the taste of water after taking a hip hop class

I dislike when a person blocks you when you are trying to follow the hip hop instructor but you cannot move to a different spot because you are surrounded by people hence, you have to copy a person in front of you who doesn’t do the routine as well but you need to know enough to get by in the routine.

I like parking far away in a parking lot so I have to walk a bit to the store.

I dislike having to carry groceries to my far parked car because I forgot I would be carrying something back to my car.

I like when Nyquil hits you and can barely keep your eyes open

I dislike only being able to breathe through one nostril and the nostril you cannot breathe out of, is running.

I like the smell of a girl’s hair after she gets out of a shower

I dislike the smell hot garbage.

I like to think (a la Amelie) how many people are having sex at this very moment

I dislike thinking how many are having sex because they are cheating on a significant other

I like the way I smile in pictures

I dislike how I cannot NOT smile in pictures without looking like a retard.

I like the look of fear on Mulder’s face

I dislike that the show the X-files storyline dissipated when Mulder left.

I like having a boy’s leg around me when in bed.

I dislike having a boy’s arm around me in bed because I can’t move (although the thought is extremely nice)

I dislike people who ask if “i’m sure.” more than once (i.e. are you sure? are you sure? YES I’M SURE!)

I like receiving a wedding invitation from a childhood friend

I like to suck and chew on ice

I dislike feeling a chip on a tooth on my right

I like eating chicken nuggets with the skin around it first, then taking off the top and then the bottom and saving the leftover meat for last.

I dislike the calorie contents in nuggets

I like cold soggy fries

I dislike when you leave fries at home and everyone eats it and what you have left are the leftover two or three fries at the bottom of the bag.

I like to do around the world on the step when I am doing step aerobics

I dislike that when you are too tired on the step, you tend to go the wrong way

I like watching the people in the front of the hip hop class give it their all with the new hip hop routine

I dislike looking at myself in the mirror while doing a routine

I like to beat out drum beats along the sides of a treadmill

I dislike when the treadmill needs your heart rate in order for you to do the fat burner program

I like to laugh so hard that I cannot tell a story that I think is funny

I dislike when people think my laugh is too loud

I like the sudden death overtime in hockey

I dislike it when a hat is worn backwards

I like getting those sleep marks on your face

I dislike waking up in the morning and my nose is itchy

I like being so engrossed in a book that you find you spent the last 4 hours reading

I dislike being interrupted by a phone call when reading an engrossing book where in another instance, you would have welcomed the call

I like making my lists of likes

I dislike that I know I have better ones and it will have to wait for next time. (the nyquil is taking effect)

Watch Amelie for better idiosyncracies.

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