geesh

one of the many lessons I’ve learned, young padiwan learner, is that when you cut something off that you used to get to have at anytime, you want it more.

You want it badly.

I have no discipline I suppose. But it’s usually the times when you say “I will no longer have no more Diet Coke” people all over the place are having diet Cokes, Diet Coke comes out with a special, buy one Diet Coke get one Diet Coke free, and you go to a party and all they have is Diet Coke.

So what do you do?

You drink that muthafreaking Diet Coke till the last drop is gone. And you get more and more and more because really, when is the next time you will get Diet Coke?

So then, will people think you will keep your word if you say “I no longer will have Diet Coke” and they see you greedily slurp that thing up? What happens when you fall off the wagon? What do you do? What do you say?

I guess, I’m back at square one.

Goddamn Diet Coke.